Solo books,
sequels and trilogies one to five:
One: The only way to get this rating is if the story makes
no sense. Grammar is atrocious; fragments are as common as the lack of periods.
Don’t know how it was published. This is rarely given. One star is preferred
over the two stars.
Two: Below average. The star that makes me regrets picking
up the book. Less favored then the one star review.
Three: Average. Also given if idea is strong and I can see
where they were headed.
Four: One of the best books I’ve read in a long time.
Five: The unattainable. The only way to get a five star
review is if you break taboos* or make the entire read pointless. I.E. dream
sequence. A five can also be given if you kill off the main character. **In
rare cases, you exceed my expectations. This one is rarely given.
*excludes fantasies and science-fiction
**Given for sequels and trilogies
Series
review one to five: I consider a series to be more than three books. Sequels
and trilogies get the individual ratting system. This rating system doesn’t
start until book half way through book two.
One: Must have been a favor to read this far. Not as good as
the first one. Series is dropped.
Two: Good. Will read book three but only give it four
chapters.
Three: Great. Keep them coming.
Four: As good as the previous, possibly better. Eagerly
awaiting the next book
Five: Perfection in my eyes. Can only be given after the entire
series is complete.
Author
review one to five:
One: Must have been a favor to pick up another book
Two: Good
Three: Great. Fantastic,
Four: One of my favorite authors. Eagerly awaiting the next
book
Five: God in my eyes. Can’t do any wrong. Everything they do
is perfect. If defecating a masterpiece was in the realm of possibility, they
could do it.
Given upon death of writer and after I’ve read at least
three quarters of their entire work in any genre. It can only be awarded if half
of the read material is four stars and the rest three.
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